What Would Jens Do? Shut Up Legs

I must be the last person in PDX to find Jens Voight’s Army. Sux being only a Cat 6 racer.

We may look vapid, but we think about stuff. And when we think, we think hard.

You have to hear the Jens “I get paid to hurt other people” Voight Soundboard.

Wait, who is Jens?  WWJD

Once when Jens put the hammer down driving the peloton, some riders just dropped off the back, others had their entire existence wiped off the time-space continuum.